C'mon, Tristiac. Everybody's doing it. What's the big deal?

Oh, calm down. Shakespeare in Love, while certainly inferior to Saving Private Ryan, was not shitty. It was perfectly enjoyable. Tom Stoppard + Geoffrey Rush + Tom Wilkinson = good.

That eagle is raping the guitar? This IS the best album cover of the year!

I say it's missing a rock and a flag. But goddamn if that isn't a spectacular eagle.

I respectfully recommend that you all move "The Shape of Things to Come" up a few notches on your lists, but otherwise, I think you've all hit the greats.

Yes, but seeing Gossip before both of those two names is rather unbeautiful.

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeessssssssss. Yes. This *almost* cheers me up enough to stop mourning Conan's Tonight Show.

He's, like, 19. Abs = talent.

"his controlling billionaire father, played by Tom Cruise"
So Tom Cruise is playing Tom Cruise?

Seconding that The Decline is a masterpiece. White Trash, So Long, and Heavy Petting Zoo aren't too bad either.

I feel like the words "that doesn't" were omitted from that title.

Wow, they really styled her well. She looks way more like Cherie Currie than I expected her to.

With a little Cape Fear JDB thrown in just for kicks. Nice combo.

Like, "Mitchell" Joe Don Baker or "Fletch" Joe Don Baker?

Well, there's no need to be such a jerk about it.

Better question: how does one play third base AND throw so fast that he burns a hole through the (other?) third baseman's glove?

ChirpchirpchirpchirpchirpchirpchirpNANNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dee, upon opening up Mac's letter to Chase Utley:

Sounds like Santa's about to get his neck all bit off and shit.

Get the Soup folks out of the building and then just do the show _at_ E! Save yourself some time.