Gorp?

If I don't make it, tell my wife I said hello.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

Give us a link, and we shall do your bidding.

RON FUCKING SWANSON.

Please walk into the Atlantic Ocean.

We know, HYL. It's funny.

Was there an American poster? I've never even heard of this film before today.

I hear she's a natural blue.

Sweet Pic
I already knew that Joe Francis was a horrible, creepy little troll of a man, but he looks especially camel-like in that crap powerpoint photo. Excellent work, Mr. or Ms. Photographer.

Jagger? Richards? What?

What's bewildering about reading these obituaries, TP Machine?

"I asked what you do on Saturdays and you said 'Sunday.'"

Be careful, Staircar. Liz and Jack have said before that grad students are the worst people. Don't make them right about us.

Best line of the night. That fat guy *was* majorly creepy.

And he was just looking for a little slap and tickle. What a shame.

The best crime show ever set in Hawaii
was Magnum, P.I. Better theme song, too.

SALT THE SNAIL! SALT THE SNAIL!

More importantly, though, we're all in agreement that Charlie Day is in fact extremely sexy?

Jesus, Sheltie! That was UNCALLED FOR!!!!