Disagree with you both, Bourne & Yummsh. Even if Not Locke knew where Jacob was (and he very well could have), he needed both Richard & Ben to *believe* that Richard was leading them there for his plan to work. Maybe part of the loophole is that Richard opens the door for him. He also had to make Ben think that he had…

My hate for her is well-formed, but goddamn, if her scene at the bottom of the dig hole wasn't impressive, crying because she knew she was about to die. I might miss her just a little bit after all.

Trashcan Man? Do tell!

Jacob revived Locke once; he will find a way to do it again.

Great work, Murray! Now can you also tell us what words were woven onto Jacob's tapestry?

Holy shit, Shue, that is AWESOME!!!!!!!!

Seconded Balls as the winner.

Let me tell you about 20-year-olds: half of them are 16.

I'll risk the hipster flagellation and put Good Will Hunting in the success category. It's not his best by a long shot, but it is a strong mainstream crossover, and he got good some good performances there.

My favorite is still his evisceration of that stinky piece of crap, "North." Goddamn, I hate that movie.

Wait - Robert Denby, are you saying that East of Eden is a bad book? I don't think I've ever heard anyone say that. Ever. You're certainly entitled to your own opinion, it's just…surprising.

Roger Ebert: The Original Hater

If you taped some feathers on them, I think she could fly.

Nah, it's just the Dharma Mind Trick.

I'm hoping James Marsden is a joke.

Best seasons of Seinfeld > Best seasons of Curb; thus, I call his heyday the mid 90s.

It's time for that "IES Chang" t-shirt, AV Club. I think you could sell eleventy million of them.

Yeah, but it's also 2009, making it a far cry from the heyday of either of them.

Well done. Maybe your best one today.

That ruled, Rev. P.F. I'm gonna work that into a conversation or two today.