Red in Orange is the New Black: Could get you things
Red in Shawshank Redemption:  Could get you things

Where did he tell you to shit?  A toilet?  Probably a toilet.

Disagree on PTI except for Ryan's improvement.  Before DLHQ I only really enjoyed PTI if Lebatard or Bill Simmons or both were hosting.  Kornheiser is ok but Wilbon's only speeds are fake tough guy and embarrassing jock sniffer.  I never miss Lebatard, almost always cracks me up even though most of the funny videos…

Well, I could be wrong, but I believe distaff is an old, old wooden ship that was used during the Civil War era.

Jeremy's Iron?

Classic Poe, er @avclub-b438f33d120fae67d78ea4cbe43de909:disqus .

I love it when a plan comes together.

By the looks of Fishburne I don't think he'd care.

@avclub-a5645f9f05d250acc9e20bb01c4e8b08:disqus  a little human stock to thicken the dressing?

Combos?  Always Combos?

I hate this show.

Iiiiiiiit's been…

Under appreciated comedy thread:  Black Dynamite, Sledge Hammer!…

No.

Nope.

I'm sorry! I can't hear ya! Don't fire the gun while you're talking!

Shit's weak.

"You want a piece of my heart?"

Walk The Dinosaur

Robinson and Elliott for me.