Amadeus is a criminally forgotten film. I know it (rightly) swept up at the Oscars but it rarely gets talked about. Such an amazing film from every aspect: cinematography, sound, production design, acting. Everything.

How'd it Depp burned? How'd it Depp burned??

Every single one of these films looks awful.

FREEBIRD

But wait…there's more!

THANK YOU BAKED GOD

Zero Dark Firsty

Zero Dark Firsty

Ask not what your vodka can do for you, ask what you can do for your vodka!

Ask not what your vodka can do for you, ask what you can do for your vodka!

I'm going to write the dictionary people and have that checked. Feels like a mistake to me.

I'm going to write the dictionary people and have that checked. Feels like a mistake to me.

The AV Club is a part of us all
A part of us all
A part of us all

The AV Club is a part of us all
A part of us all
A part of us all

In my Top 5 Simpson's moments easily.

In my Top 5 Simpson's moments easily.

He whisked off her shoes and panties in one movement, wild like an enraged shark, his bulky totem beating a seductive rhythm. Mary's body felt like it was burning, even though the room was properly air-conditioned. They tried all the positions: on top, doggy, and normal. Exhausted, they collapsed on to the recently…

He whisked off her shoes and panties in one movement, wild like an enraged shark, his bulky totem beating a seductive rhythm. Mary's body felt like it was burning, even though the room was properly air-conditioned. They tried all the positions: on top, doggy, and normal. Exhausted, they collapsed on to the recently…

Michael Gira, sold.

Michael Gira, sold.