Dan: "I lean toward the idiot side." YOU CERTAINLY DO, SIR.

I'm hoping the editing of the whole Dan vs Shirin thing at least means that Shirin outlasts him, and wasn't just there to cruelly get our hopes up that Dan might go home this week.

Downvote for upvoting the Natalie shade.

So Dan is Jenny McCarthy's fault?

Next week's immunity challenge: make some jewellery.

I thought someone had been kissing his chest. I mean, they have to pass the time somehow, right?

PREACH.

I bet Rodney's Tumblr would indeed be quite the revelation.

I'm pretty sure Mike said he was hunting for substenance at one point.

Surely someone who clearly thought she was about to pull off an upset suddenly getting voted out and then giving a post-elimination confessional saying she thought she was safe and that she did not expect to be leaving tonight is absolutely a blindside? Blindside, as in to attack someone from their blind side so they…

I trust Ginger's version of events about as much as I trust Kandy Ho to land a punchline.

Literally everything about Tempest was a hot mess, though. I can't see any justification for her staying beyond that one week.

Ginger Minj's Drag Race: where every challenge is won jointly by Ginger and Kennedy, every week.

Please tell me you're not saying that oblivious humour in the vein of Alyssa Edwards is a bad thing? I live for that shit.

Katherine's seemingly permanent death last season was such a bummer. I never wanted her to be a permanent fixture as such because she was always the sort of character that was more effective when used sparingly, but the likelihood that she wouldn't be coming back, ever, really sucks.

Hey, it worked for Spencer.

"Hates fun" and "voted out Max" is a contradiction in terms. Max's elimination was hilarious.

I feel like Shirin's "I am not a swing vote" moment at Tribal Council probably scored her a few points with NC though.

Oh good, I was really hoping Wet Blankets would catch on outside the podcast, he said sarcastically.

Mr Peanut Idol 4 lyf.