Except in announcing that he's just given everyone else grounds to suspect him. I have my suspicions that Max's mouth/ego are going to be his own worst enemy.

I liked that Probst introduced them all as three challenges of approximately equal difficulty, but that certain challenges would be more suited to certain brain types who'd be able to finish them quicker, and then immediately started ragging on Shirin for not being able to do "the easy one". Classic Probst.

I'm going to split the difference and say that the idol that the first place tribe gets is AWESOME, and the one that the second-place tribe gets is boring.

I loved when they spent so much time overanalysing one clue that it basically lost all meaning, and then they had a moment of looking at each other and going "yup, we're lawyers". That was cute.

Can I add that if you haven't seen season two of Amazing Race Australia, you should add that to your watchlist as well? It's quite possibly my favourite season from any version of the show. The casting is FLAWLESS.

I thought the blind date aspect was a gimmick too far, and then I started watching and saw that they'd given each team a SELFIE CAM. Give me strength. (Although it was amazing that one team in episode two missed their train because they were taking a selfie. Instant karma.)

Plus she was originally cast on San Juan Del Sur and pulled at the last minute when her sister got ill, so she probably got doubleplus excited at having a second chance.

Hey, I don't like Joaquin but his ass looks great in those pants. So I think we should make an exception to the rule here.

The more I think about it, the more I feel like a third (and final) series would be a very clever play from ITV. The second series got mixed reviews and a less enthusiastic audience response, so everyone goes into the third series with much lower expectations, and Chris Chibnall (hopefully) learns from his mistakes in…

WAGON WHEEL WATUSI!

My ex-flatmate's mother, after seeing me and my (platonic) friend bickering like an old married couple about something entirely pointless: "is he a…particular friend of [Overshoppe.com]'s?"

"Isn't just joining the Navy alone gay enough to get you thrown out of the Navy?"

The AV Club

"'Todd Smells'? Aw, I already knew that…"

Willam?

My older brother used to say this to me all the time, before either of us had seen this episode.

Let's not blame the editors for Neil Patrick Harris. He made himself look terrible without any need for assistance.

Carson Kressley I guess I'm fine with, but I remember Ross Mathews being majorly unfunny when he was a guest judge last time. Can't we get Leah Remini on permanently? She was AMAZING last season.

Mine is, and possibly always will be, "Bart's quit his tutoring job and joined a violence gang!" The construction of the whole sentence is just perfect.

If only the sugar were as sweet as you, sir.