I like Adore a lot, but I did think she deserved to be lip-synching this week. April was bad in the challenge, but I feel like she did her best with a role that she was entirely miscast in, and that was Adore's fault. April's runway was vastly superior to Adore's too, so I feel like on balance April deserved the…

My question is this: does anyone else see Mr Boston from I Love New York whenever they look at Spencer? I mean, Spencer's in better physical shape but the resemblance is still pretty uncanny.

Lil Poundcake vs Puppet Roxxxy in a fight for the crown!

Hell, I'm British, and even I knew who Courtney Act was long before this season's cast was announced.

Is it made out of suff sculpture?

I love Joslyn. I spent the whole episode trying to figure out if she's really that dim or if it's all an incredibly elaborate act. Either way, I can imagine it'll get pretty exhausting in about three episodes time but right now I dig her.

I probably spent longer than necessary trying to work out if "kiss me beneath the milky twilight" was a euphemism.

The first season finale of Popular is one of my favourite TV episodes ever. Especially the gratuitous lip-synched musical number.

Also good: "portrayed by Katie Holmes in the kind of wide-eyed performance that launches careers". Not a "career-launching performance", you'll note, but "the kind of performance that launches careers". Michelle Williams's mostly, I'm guessing.

I am all in favour of any reboot that involves Sebastian Stan making out with boys, so yes.

Magnetic resonance angiography?

I loved this episode, and I'm so glad this show is back, but I can only be disappointed when a premiere features that many boxes and Shangela doesn't jump out of any of them.

I love that they didn't even manage to spell her name right on the caption. Tells you everything you need to know about the sort of lasting impression that Vivienne leaves.

I love Adore. I was excited for her being on the show because I remembered her being funny on American Idol, and I haven't been disappointed so far. She reminds me a bit of Shangela, in that being a hot mess somehow makes her more endearing instead of less. And I thought her delivery of "I may or may not have glued my…

But she'll ALWAYS be the fishiest queen! *hisses* *smoke bomb* *disappears behind curtain*

I don't think I noticed because as always I was transfixed by her tits. GOD DAMN.

There was a Wat Tyler reference in a novel I read when I was a kid, so I can't imagine it's that obscure.

It was called The Wright Way. You're welcome/I'm sorry.

I still firmly believe that "Bart's quit his tutoring job and joined a violence gang!" is one of the greatest lines the show's ever produced, and it's such a perfect Marge line.

I wonder if Mary's sexual experience would be as alluring if they knew about Mr Pamuk, though.