I'm in the UK, so I watch pretty much everything at least one day late. I kind of prefer it that way, because it means there's already lots of interesting discussion to read here by the time I've seen the episode.

Yeah, I'm new to Survivor (only started watching last season) and it took me a while to figure out that was her plan: I took it at face value to begin with and started thinking about the interesting possibilities of Laura and Julia defecting to the Cool Kids' Table. But then when the vote came in I realised what she'd…

Jessica Wild's Ru definitely doesn't get enough credit. It was a ballsy move on her part, and it was made even funnier by the frequent cuts to the other queens' talking heads tut-tutting at her for daring to portray Ru as unprofessional, while Ru was finding the whole thing hilarious.

I feel like Jade probably didn't get any good jokes in as Taylor Swift, otherwise they would've made the edit, but I have to admit every time they cut to her doing that exaggerated blushing face, I laughed. Sometimes when the herd is this weak, that's enough for me.

I have no idea what a Tamar Braxton is, but I enjoyed Roxxy's Snatch Game performance as Alexis Mateo.

"It's a fucking stick!"

Towards the end of her music career she did an album of covers that I quite liked. It wasn't anything earth-shattering, but I liked her versions of 'Moonshadow' and 'Drop The Pilot'.

I liked that at the beginning of the show, it was apparently Roxxy's fault that Vivienne was underperforming. Then in Untucked, suddenly Jade's attitude was the reason Vivienne was going to be in the bottom two. Still, as long as it wasn't anything Vivienne was doing wrong, that's the important thing…

It may have an outlet mall, but Ogdenville only really got put on the map when they got that monorail.

Maybe we could get them all to join Blair Warner on a future season of Survivor.

To be fair, Zane Lowe is a pretentious ass.

I would've loved more Tyra shade from Paulina. I bet she's got a lot of it.

It was so funny when they implied that the main reason Alyssa was dethroned was something minor and administrative. I mean, failing to fill in a few forms or whatever is hardly "WHAT DID WILLAM DO?!"

Lil Poundcake for season six! Or even better, Lil Poundcake to be retroactively inserted into season four to replace Phi Phi O'Hara.

I thought it was really telling in Untucked when Ivy was reading the "he's the Brad to your Angelina" card and the others seemed barely even to consider it could refer to Jade - like, they seemed to have actually forgotten she was there. She said that her last name was Jolie even before the video played, but…

Yeah, I was really surprised Queen Of Jordan wasn't here, because not only is it a very different way to frame an episode of a half-hour sitcom, it's also funny as hell. I love Jenna trying to start fights with the other cast members in an attempt to get more airtime: "Hey ladies! Why don't we all drink some wine and…

Every time I see 'Alex Jones' I assume it's referring to the amiable dimwit who presents The One Show.

Good thing the rights to 'It's Your B'Day, Bitch' by Snooki's Mom are always readily available.

I like that the picture caption thinks we can be trusted to differentiate Keith Urban and Randy Jackson by ourselves, but that we'll need help telling Mariah Carey from Nicki Minaj.

Hey, it worked for Lost.