It has to be one of the selected Kindle Worlds properties. There's no money up front initially, just royalties. But if you do good work for them, they start offering bonuses to do certain worlds that are either selling very well or they're trying harder to promote than others. At the moment they're not paying out on…

If you saw the amount of money I made, maybe not so much.

I still consider it fanfic because it's fiction based on another work. Also Kindle Worlds says outright it's fan fiction. They're not shying away from it. I'm not actually a fan of most of the writing jobs they offer me. I had to turn down all the ones about werewolves raping psychics and then later she's into it so…

Work is work.

Confession time: I'm only excited about this because Amazon might give me more money to write Kindle Worlds fanfic for the book series, which somehow makes less sense than the TV show.

No, I think they actually meant it. It's been 2-3 years since WWII, and all of these people (except Jarvis, who I don't think offered) were on the battlefield, doing things they've all since regretted, even Howard Stark. Season 1 mentioned he was on some battlefield were dozens or hundreds of people died because of…

The opening scene in the library creeped me the fuck out as a kid, still gets to me as an adult, so I'm really looking forward to a shitty CGI version of it.

I hope she has a chance on Twitter to retcon every single character as a trans pansexual who identifies as non-binary in gender, then the films never acknowledge it.

I have to say, the Avengers have nothing on these guys. What's that, a deadly rift in space time and someone has to risk their life to close it? EVERYONE jumped up at the chance to do the dangerous thing at a moment's notice. The regular Avengers would be hammering out who would have to go for hours, eventually…

"What, you're drinking again?"
"Well the program I was in does have a 90% relapse rate, and alcohol is still considered an integral part of our social society and therefore impossible to avoid being offered, so yeah, I did. The only surprise is that it didn't happen sooner."

That would definitely cause that one reporter to start asking hard questions about the country's unelected, megalomaniac president.

Lars as Putin was pretty fantastic.

Pretty sure resurrecting is happening in Daredevil season 2, which airs two weeks later, so they should just go for broke next year and do an epic crossover where Frank uses the Hand to take out his enemies. Then Claire betrays him and uses the Hand to bring Peter Russo back, and he gets into the Scorpion costume and…

I know the writer really, REALLY wants to talk about his own sobriety issues through Doug but I also REALLY don't care. AA might have worked for this one guy but it's spectacularly ineffective for most people and I can't help yelling at the screen when people give him shitty advice.

…murder his opponents?

Damnit! Well it's better to know going into it, I guess.

Can they just tell us if this is the final season or not? Because I know how the British version ends, and I think that would be a really cool ending, but they can't do it until the final season. I don't want to spend 13 hours guessing if this is the final season or not.

So he saw the Robot Chicken sketch from like 5 years ago and decided to go with it for real?

More evil than Killgrave? Is Thanos going to rape all of the Avengers and then make them kill their parents?

Disney has always been VERY gay friendly in their resorts. They were one of the first corporations to market to the gay audience at a time when if you were openly gay, you couldn't really go to a normal resort, so you had to go to a "gay" one. But Disney insisted on being inclusive. I have a bunch of gay friends who…