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Some people seemed real butthurt over the whole "whitewashing the Armenian genocide" thing this movie did. Knowing whether or not it actually did it would require me seeing the movie, so that's a problem.

I thought it had its moments. Most of them were Matt out of the suit, which are far superior to him in the suit.

I'm hoping season 2 explains why becoming a blind heroin smuggler is the path to enlightenment.

Here it is. Yes it is pretty terrible.

I heard that the way he comes out is that someone reads his mind?

Fuck that, I thought her breaking into a senior home and taking advantage of an old woman's dementia to get an unverifiable story was worse. The shooting was at least VERY self-defense.

Was anyone disappointed that Betsy didn't turn out to be a cat?

But he did it, right?

So the guy who does all the movie trailers is just … available? I need him to narrate my book trailer.

How did this article leave out Future War?

I thought the season 3 cliffhanger was such a relief, in that it was barely a cliffhanger, and the other two seasons had traumatizing 2-year waits.

I can't really fault Matt Murdock for having no sense of color or fashion, but why did the ARTISTS draw him like a fat gay character like those many crummy law shows my roommate likes to watch and the AV Club likes to review?

I wrote some Kindle Worlds material for this, so I'm hoping sales pick up when it finally comes out, but just a warning - the author compares it to Twilight Zone and Twin Peaks, which I think is unfair to the legacy of both of those shows.

Movies that aren't screened for critics are usually great, right?

I just find it amusing because it's fanfic. Fanfic is in its own little world of style, where mainly teenager girls and bored housewives write really sick erotic stuff and it's all well and good, because there's no consequences to all this shitty material. But now it's a book and a movie, and actual women's advocates

I think American Sniper will be compared to Birth of a Nation by future generations, perhaps inaccurately, and it will be embarrassing to all of us who saw it in theaters. We'll say something like, "Well, it was a really well-made movie."

No seaQuest?!?!

I actually knew Dinklage from the Underdog movie. He and Warburton were the only good things in that film. If you recut it with just the scenes with Dinklage, I would watch the hell out of it. Then I got interested and went back to his other work, like the Station Agent and Death at a Funeral (the British version).

In this new Marvel universe can Daredevil go through more than two writers without having a mental breakdown plotline?