Any shred of intelligence Scott has must come from his father's side. And that's not a lot.

Man, so many early Buffy fics went like that.

Right but he's always there, just hanging around. You're not supposed to do that as an adult.

I have that actual attitude about anything Chris Brown-related. As every woman should.

I remember from season 2 or whatever Chris saying, "In our family, the women make all the decisions." Which seems really forward thinking for their 18th-century ancestors, but shouldn't you just let the person who is most competent at strategy make decisions regardless of gender? Especially when all the women are…

How old is Dereck, anyway? Old enough to still legally appear in high school, so I assume under 21. Or maybe I just shouldn't assume that because it seems like anyone can appear anywhere at anytime.

This is the most depressing thing you have ever posted. At least celebrity deaths are inevitable. 

The Debris plotline gets really depressing because Tobias is such an ass in it and does so much collateral damage. He basically makes her sell her body for money, go back on drugs, and wind up in a pile of literal debris, possibly dying. I wasn't laughing too hard at that.

I actually jumped out of my seat. Literally.

Clearly visible is the split in MST3K. Joel and Trace's Crow talk, but Tom doesn't. Joel and Trace have teamed up on MST3K rip-off projects, while Mike, Bill (new Crow) and Kevin (Tom) have worked on several different, unrelated rip-offs, the most successful being Rifftrax. So there's kind of weird line in the sand…

The new Superman has no outside underpants and a HUGE crotch. So yeah, sexual imagery I didn't need in my life. I never thought I would miss those pants.

I would say that about Captain America, whose name embodies the colonialist USA USA USA!!! meme, but they did a really good movie about him. They just had to set it in the 1940's, when that sort of thing made sense. Don't know how the next one is going to go, but Marvel seems to have a handle on how to present most of…

I would watch the hell out of a movie where Clark Kent works for Vice. Or instead of fighting aliens, Superman has to figure out what to do in Syria that doesn't just make the problem worse.

The only Superman storyline I ever liked involved him getting almost killed by Batman. And it wasn't really a Superman storyline.

Christian Bale will be pissed that he can't get on with his life.

It's hard to write in a character who works at a newspaper for a living. Not very believable. He has to be a talking head or some investigative reporter who sneaks into Syria with a camera man.

I want it to fail so hard and for no reason.

He was enjoying himself so much until the end, too. "This is gonna be an awesome  trick!" "Oh shit, it's on me!"

He did a TERRIBLE job of trying to capture them. Didn't listen to a thing any magician or his partner told him. I was going to tweet after the movie about how impossibly dumb this FBI investigator was, and then the twist happened.

I assume everyone else in the movie theater with me was also waiting for him to turn into the Hulk. Except my grandmother.