I'm still disappointed that they didn't make a movie about Twilight Moustache Dad instead, because that would be an awesome and interesting movie.

Community. The Time Angels totally called it.

The sad thing is he thinks he's laughing WITH himself.

Did they finally turn slash fanfiction motifs into a show?

As much as I super hate Bill Maher, he is pretty brilliant.

"How many times can I get Abraham Lincoln to say shit and fuck and still win Best Picture? Let's find out!"

Tom Hanks saying "Mon RICHARD" is somehow immensely quotable.

Soooooo … is this a before or after photo?

I assume HBO buying the rights to it explains why it's not on Netflix?

No Underdog? He and Peter Dinklage MADE that movie.

"It's like University of Phoenix in that you pay money but you don't learn anything or get a degree. Or ever stop paying money. Seriously we will re-morgage your house ourselves if we have to."

So…. no entry about how Zero Dark Thirty had to be entirely rewritten when they actually caught and killed bin Laden? How it was supposed to be a movie about how bin Laden got AWAY?

When I said "rock" I meant "also be a good movie."

I was kinda hoping this movie would rock. Any movie that clearly wants to stick it to Twilight so hard should rock.

Just saw it and my lingering question is: How are they going to keep custody of that kid? Even if they could explain away the two other dead people (and they probably could, with lack of evidence) in their social circle, they're down one niece. If the state gives you two kids, they expect you to still have both of…

I still screw up La Noire and LA Confidential.

That's true, I am rarely in Israel in the summer and even less rarely in Tel Aviv. But damn, Israel's ice cream is shitty.

There was actually a good line from the Academy awards about that movie, something like, "You can't see the tigers or panda because they're crouching and hidden." Steve Martin I think.

Wait, people eat Israeli ice cream? Those stands are always empty.

If Adam Reed could send the entire Archer cast into space he could find a way to make it work for one episode.