Billy Crystal is the top dog

III. I was slave to that mysterious Asprey handbag, her seductively
curved hair and all those imperious glances making me tingle and
shiver, and I yearned for being struck down by the iron fist of the Iron Lady. (It's actually amazing that I admired her, since I never got
acquainted to her exposed belly zone; anyway her…

III. I was slave to that mysterious Asprey handbag, her seductively
curved hair and all those imperious glances making me tingle and
shiver, and I yearned for being struck down by the iron fist of the Iron Lady. (It's actually amazing that I admired her, since I never got
acquainted to her exposed belly zone; anyway her…

II. But I have to say that she bears part of the blame with all of her naughtiness and seminude activities, which brought about countless victims of her lascivious aura till the present day. Fortunately those times of multiple limbic arousal remind me of another adorable British female having been influential in…

II. But I have to say that she bears part of the blame with all of her naughtiness and seminude activities, which brought about countless victims of her lascivious aura till the present day. Fortunately those times of multiple limbic arousal remind me of another adorable British female having been influential in…

I. I'm sorry, but I have nothing more to say. I ventured too far into the forbidden zone already - losing all moral standards in view of those overwhelming formal revelations. Finally, despite my sinful mind, I would like to make the madam believe that nevertheless I'm a veritable gentleman (a hopeless task to…

I. I'm sorry, but I have nothing more to say. I ventured too far into the forbidden zone already - losing all moral standards in view of those overwhelming formal revelations. Finally, despite my sinful mind, I would like to make the madam believe that nevertheless I'm a veritable gentleman (a hopeless task to…

Well I liked it.

Well I liked it.

fuck, oh god, shit fuck cancer shit goddamnit

fuck, oh god, shit fuck cancer shit goddamnit

like a boss

like a boss

almost as big as my dick

almost as big as my dick

What a huge pile of horseshit.

What a huge pile of horseshit.

What a huge pile of horseshit.

What a huge pile of horseshit.

The one before they larded up huh?