Matt Damon is nothing but a hydrogen sulfide gas sniffer who licks anaerobic bacteria off of sewer pipes. The only real potential he’s shown in any movie was his stellar performance in Ratatouille where he played a slab of butter.

1. Woah, The Offspring are still around?
2. I can't knock a band for doing shit like this. Gotta make that money, right? KISS went through their Disco phase.
3. I don't know how this song could be any more pussy. It just sits there like a lump of shit.
4. Right now, some douchebags are going, "You know, this song is just…

1. Woah, The Offspring are still around?
2. I can't knock a band for doing shit like this. Gotta make that money, right? KISS went through their Disco phase.
3. I don't know how this song could be any more pussy. It just sits there like a lump of shit.
4. Right now, some douchebags are going, "You know, this song is just…

Weezer: the only band that can pull off an eight minute song.

Weezer: the only band that can pull off an eight minute song.

Thx for this cool track the 80s when beats were treats.

Thx for this cool track the 80s when beats were treats.

Russian people are wierd

Russian people are wierd

Just being a dick for no reason.

Just being a dick for no reason.

Just being a dick for no reason.

Just being a dick for no reason.

I'd pull her pants down and fuck her in the ass.

I'd pull her pants down and fuck her in the ass.

mate back in the eighties all songs were sad…it were sad times

mate back in the eighties all songs were sad…it were sad times

Suck my dick and get a life. Do you even know wtf a communist is? Do you even know what Eraserhead is? They have NOTHING in common.

Suck my dick and get a life. Do you even know wtf a communist is? Do you even know what Eraserhead is? They have NOTHING in common.

Hopefully after ditching Geffen and releasing Pinkerton Deluxe, they'll get some inspiration.