Looks like that fifth graf has an identical twin!

Looks like that fifth graf has an identical twin!

"That's right. I said I'm gonna go hump the fridge. I also keep a bottle of dick cream, I fondle my sweaters, and I like to smear mud on my ass."

"That's right. I said I'm gonna go hump the fridge. I also keep a bottle of dick cream, I fondle my sweaters, and I like to smear mud on my ass."

I love Gram Parsons, but I can't stand "Love Hurts."

I love Gram Parsons, but I can't stand "Love Hurts."

I would pay a not-insignificant amount of money to hear that impression. I think if you came up with a list of people who had a Coz impression in their repertoire, Barry Corbin would be far down the list.

I would pay a not-insignificant amount of money to hear that impression. I think if you came up with a list of people who had a Coz impression in their repertoire, Barry Corbin would be far down the list.

That was fast. 

That was fast. 

I have no easy way of knowing if this has already been stated, but…

I have no easy way of knowing if this has already been stated, but…

That guy will soon Feel Like a Number…in the Detroit Penal system. 

That guy will soon Feel Like a Number…in the Detroit Penal system. 

Nice one.

Nice one.

Power move.

Power move.

He'll be accomp'nied…to JAIL.

He'll be accomp'nied…to JAIL.