I know all the cool kids shop at the big W for their "almost defunct, but they were huge in the 80's" brands, but I prefer to spend my hard earned dollars at Goodwill and St.Vincent DePaul when purchasing my anachronistic street clothes.  Consequently, my scrotum stays draft-free and the hellspawn dirtbag Walton clan…

I know all the cool kids shop at the big W for their "almost defunct, but they were huge in the 80's" brands, but I prefer to spend my hard earned dollars at Goodwill and St.Vincent DePaul when purchasing my anachronistic street clothes.  Consequently, my scrotum stays draft-free and the hellspawn dirtbag Walton clan…

Besides all of the romantic subplots that you mentioned it also it had lots to offer people who like getting shanked, people who like shanking, and people who enjoy watching shankings. 

Besides all of the romantic subplots that you mentioned it also it had lots to offer people who like getting shanked, people who like shanking, and people who enjoy watching shankings. 

Yeah, editors suck nowadays brah. I read a Cormac McCarthy novel and they forgot to add all the quotation marks.

Yeah, editors suck nowadays brah. I read a Cormac McCarthy novel and they forgot to add all the quotation marks.

awesome parody brah!

awesome parody brah!

take my wife…Please!

take my wife…Please!

I've always been partial to "Snapperhead" myself.

I've always been partial to "Snapperhead" myself.

The John Stanfa "schmuck-on-wheels" mob and their hilarious, and quite violent, ineptitude made living in South Philly in the early 90's a touch more exciting.

The John Stanfa "schmuck-on-wheels" mob and their hilarious, and quite violent, ineptitude made living in South Philly in the early 90's a touch more exciting.

You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a
little fucked up maybe, but I'm dead how, I mean dead like I'm a corpse? I make you grieve, I'm here to get your fuckin condolences?
What do you mean dead, dead how? How am I dead?

You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a
little fucked up maybe, but I'm dead how, I mean dead like I'm a corpse? I make you grieve, I'm here to get your fuckin condolences?
What do you mean dead, dead how? How am I dead?

Not that these guys were ever anything more than a pop band, but for a bunch of guys within spitting distance of 50 this is horribly undignified.  Seeing as how execrable this is, it'll probably make mountains of cash for these guys though, and everyone needs a retirement nest egg.

Not that these guys were ever anything more than a pop band, but for a bunch of guys within spitting distance of 50 this is horribly undignified.  Seeing as how execrable this is, it'll probably make mountains of cash for these guys though, and everyone needs a retirement nest egg.

HOW ABOUT A NICE GAME OF CHESS

HOW ABOUT A NICE GAME OF CHESS