I'll need two tickets….My friend Wildey's coming.

It wasn't totally garbage, more like a soiled paper plate sitting on the kitchen counter for a couple of hours you might still eat a sandwich on if you're out of clean paper plates. 

George Remus likes this idea.

Crom laughs at your sky god. He laughs from his mountain. That's Crom, strong on his mountain!

Doucheysomething…

So to review: "Cave Bitch" = Ridiculous, "Givin Up the Nappy Dugout"= Classic.

'The White House used to be, everybody looked up at the White House and
America and everything, and now I think it's like a house of shame."

I said campy cult classic, not absurdist masterpiece.

Today's fiasco, tomorrow's campy cult classic. Maybe the producers of this are savvier than most realize.

I admit I've never read, in their entirety, any of her fiction works.  I spent one lazy weekend reading "For the New Intellectual" though and that was quite a hoot.  What I took away from it was that anyone she disagreed with, from an intellectual standpoint, was a "witch doctor" in support of the "attilas", but she…

The way Luciano, Capone, and Lansky put the squeeze on Doyle was fucking priceless television.

There's a band called Glossary? Jesus wept.

Also, Action Bronson is putting NY back on the map like Google Earth.

Action Bronson is the truth.

Britney Spears? Drake? Has only ironically liking something become passe again? I just can't seem to keep up.

Not Iceage, those are some Danish lads with real fire in their loins.

You don't like to make fun of white trash/poor people??? Don't you know that the best target is an easy target.  BTW, I haven't listened to one second of this but a picture is worth a thousand crappy songs.

Not awesome, but very gay (in a non-fairy kind of way).  I thought this page would have some limited edition Walter White Clark Wallabees or something, but no, just ugly cheap Hot Topic Chucks not even a hipster would wear. Pathetic.

A well-heeled Manhattanite who can't stop jerking off and cumming in hot chicks?

For a guy that's gotta be in his 50's, that last track is an embarrassment. I love when old humps try to be on the cutting edge and still sound dated by about 15 years. "Cars" and "Are Friends Electric" will always be classics, the new stuff would make even Trent Reznor cringe.