Huge simply means very large.  If you don't think evangelicals aren't a "very large" (not majority, but significant) portion of the voting public, you're foolin yourself.   Maybe you live on the coasts or something.  I live in the Midwest and I stand by "huge", like this Jesus monstrosity I used to drive by all the…

Well, Rob McElhenney's gotta eat, same as every man.  Sunny though, isn't nearly as greasy a show as the TPB.

Why should there be consequences at all, even for those aspiring to public office, for  unbelief?  Oh, that's right, a huge portion of this country would like nothing better than to enforce a theological totalitarianism on the rest of us.  Evangelicalism is hardly a soft target.  These people vote in large numbers,…

There's a very good reason why sanctimonious Evangelicals are such good thematic punching bags.  They spend so much time condemning others, it makes their own hypocrisy and hatefulness that much more striking.   They are so completely at odds with a sane version of Christianity (one that espouses social justice and…

The reason evangelicals can't make a decent movie, album, book, etc. is because every work of "art" they produce is really just propaganda.  You can't really say anything meaningful about the human condition when every waking moment is committed to proselytizing or condemning the unbeliever or spinning elaborate…

Did you go to Bob Loblaw University?  You seem a most learned man.

Camp Lo

"Who got the props" was a fixture on The Box in '93.  I kinda miss The Box.  People (or Wu-Tang's street team) must of ordered "Protect Ya Neck" 2-3 times an hour when it first dropped.  Now OGC was def. a group that should have gotten more love, Da Storm was the Beatminerz' finest hour.

Semi-colons are for pretentious twats, methinks.

that means, ho, you've been shitted on
I'm not the first dog that shitted on your lawn.

"Well, *grunt* I suppose the plot's not gonna unfold itself"

I think they have Final Justice, which is really good if you're into Joe Don Baker ridicule.  If not, go directly to The Final Sacrifice.

Werewolf, now with more Joe Estevez, erstwhile SoulTaker, except at 12 when he's a  lunch taker.

Joel always felt like he was being a little condescending to the robots but I can't really say as I have a preference.  I will say the skits with the fat chick and the ape always felt really really forced. and really shitty comedy to boot.

"cedar lattice…..gets 'em every time"

Mitchell is the ne plus ultra of mst3k episodes.  I actually felt bad for Joe Don Baker. Final Justice (aka High Goon) just seemed like gratuitous JDB bashing.  Of course I felt this way with tears of mirth streaming down my face.  I also highly recommend the Final Sacrifice dvd with the interview with the real life…

Everything Refn has a done (with the exception of Fear X) would appeal to a certain sensibility who prefers their pantywaist art movies sans panties.  The Pusher trilogy really drives home the idea that being a low level drug trade flunkie is an astonishingly poor career move.  Valhalla Rising is vikings on mild…

It wasn't that gory, really. The violence was savage, but they are vikings and stuff.  To me, the film was a gorgeous and grim tone poem, a sort of ode to being stoic.  At the end of the day, it does project a sort of faux profundity but its fantastic cinema for eyes and ears (the score reminds me of Godflesh in an…

Damn skippy.

Sequels after a 20+ year interim?  Virtually never a good idea.  Unless you're Dan Ackroyd and need some liquidity to renovate the summer house.  Snark. sentences. fragmented. end line.