Ha! People sure are stupid when other people try to trick them into behaving normally while secretly manipulating the situation into something odd and expected only to reveal how stupid they are! Here, I shit into a shopping bag!

More Transformers?
I was prepared to skim through another write-up about a movie I'll never see, but now you expect me to LISTEN? Sorry, Thriller wins this one.

Snoo snoo indeed. I can appreciate a big strong woman.

You mean the cassingle?

I second the mom on Grounded for Life. Also the mom on 3rd Rock from the Sun. Is that weird?

Jan's banging some meat cutter.

Next Friday is a lot like Godfather II in that it too is a sequel.

Yes isn't at this concert. Who's on stage.

Rubber glove? I thought it was like a bath mitt. Or maybe that was Salem's Lot.

I think Carrie is worth mentioning as a possible starting point. So there. I mentioned it.

Todd Snider
I think he's an all right guy. I really do.

ZOOM!
What's next? A movie about the Italian Futurists? Am I right, people?

Possible Gateway: ham and cheese, pbj

I think it takes more than good writing to make a great book. Canonical literature may not reflect the best writers of an era, but those writers best reflect the social and political attitudes of an era. I like Eggers because his books embody a spirit of joy, optimism, and generosity which flourished briefly in the…

NOLA on film: Easy Rider

Port of Call? Will there be giant burgers and loaded baked potatoes involved?

Why is Steely Dan dad rock?