A long-ago roommate, who had a terrace with her bedroom and grew plants out there, was once screamed at by a squirrel for a very long time. As in, she called out, had us join her in her bedroom to listen to the squirrel chittering madly for minutes on end. We thought perhaps nesting near the commuter train tracks had…

Eeeeeee!

And he's still alive! At least, he was as of the time that he filmed promos for MeTV for their summer schedule.

That needs to end up as a piece of dialogue on Bob's Burgers. Tina would knock it out of the park, but Linda or Gene would do it justice, too.

I'm not the only one! Thank you, I was so, so, so confused!

I dunno, I'm starting to have Meet the Feebles flashbacks.

Hey, now, The Straight Story may be just up her alley. And if she can handle Mask, she can certainly handle The Elephant Man.

I briefly confused Brian Cox with Brian Dennehy and wondered why anyone would cast the latter as an English statesman. Sounds like the movie I briefly made up in my head may be more interesting than this one.

I went to a small panel discussion tonight with a former FCC commissioner and a current FTC commissioner. The current commissioner started by pointing out that she is in the minority - a Democratic appointee. There's is currently a Republican majority on the commission - of a single person. There should be 5. The FCC…

I like popcorn. But there is a movie theatre in Seattle that is famous for its 'fresh' chocolate covered popcorn. I never tried it - the first hour, it smelled heavenly, and from thereafter, it made me nauseated. I figured I was a freak, because everyone else seemed to think it was wonderful.

I think I told this story, but when I was 16-17, my aunt took me, her mother, her daughter (11, maybe) and her son (6?) to see Reform School Girls. I never so much wanted to slink out of a theatre before or since.

Condolences to you and your loved ones, Isis.

Holy cow, congrats!!

I think so, MLA, but how will we get Regis Philbin in the lederhosen?

Dang it.

Cradle was amazing.

The fight, and that fact that Luci and Maze could wallop each other in broad daylight with no one even appearing to notice, just made me giggle like a loon.

Well, that's because I'm boring. And really interested in Egyptian mythology.

I was just there. And last week, I won a costume contest dressed as a female version of Anubis at a dance party set inside a pyramid.

No, really?