No Seattle??

Thank you for not going through with it.

Owls?

Given how his "Mack the Knife" sounds like the essence of Rat Pack Lite to me (I like, but I prefer Satchmo's version), colour me very intrigued by this. Then again, having been subjected to the McDonald's bastardization of it during my childhood years, maybe I've just fallen back on mixed-up nostalgic takes.

If that's what you want to do, have fun!

Thank you!

Yes! I love Benito Cereno and his take on various holiday traditions!

Do you mean the site has (pro)lapsed?

Perhaps with a nice CPAP machine?

It's too long and not as funny as I wish, but doggone it, I slaved over this comment! Show me a bit of love, people! https://disqus.com/home/dis…

But memes live on!

Were you here for the Sonya Saraiya reviews for S1 of The Leftovers?

I have thoughts, but they're jumbled. Here are some clear ones that resonate with me:

While waiting, I rolled my own …

Do I know a Danny Granger?

You're just adorable!

Take your pick:

Big ups for Black-ish. The kids have earned a Junior Ensemble mention, at the least.

Okay, A.V. Club. Stop stalling and open the 3rd Circle of Hell that will be the comments section for the "Black Hermione Granger" post you must do.

Feh on both of these! Where is the Puppini Sisters version?