You are arisen to me. Although not in that way. Le sigh.

Dill/Dilltoria?

This is a very, very, very slight film, although enjoyable. Nice bit of filler for a food movie marathon.

:(

None of the music? Have you heard of Abney Park? Sunday Driver? Any band with the word "Clockwork" in the title?

Go on with your bad self. How do you feel about Bart Baker?

She was darling in Veronica Mars (the show, not the movie … although she may have been in the movie … I don't know).

Tango & Cash would like a word with you.

Um … he was okay in Maleficent. Although to give him credit, it was Maleficent.

AHEM.

Oh! I want to put Prozac in the Nashville water supply. Such desperately unhappy people! I'm holding onto any interaction that doesn't involve screaming, crying, moping or dying.

Never mind, it was a dumb joke.

*sniff* You killed my joke.

You've had double the Mackie this holiday season!

What? Zack & Miri Make a Porno is cool! It's fun! It's lightweight! I like it, at least.

So with one hundred years of compound interest, that bottle of hooch costs … what, $25 today?

I did! So quiet without Juliet/Hayden. Why do you ask?

This is why it's safer to watch it at home — unless you have to walk through a dark alley to get to the microwave to make popcorn.

IF:

So, about 6 months after Margaret Atwood's "100 years in a sealed vault" novel is published, you can celebrate by watching this film? Hmmm.