Oh, I was so in love….His dangling dongle as they jumped in the pool….my teenage heart and loins were all aflutter.

I have that but with Will Forte. It's like a totally visceral want and from whence it springs, I know not.

This is better. Saw it last night. So good.

I was born in 1976 and graduated in 98 and was 17 when I started so 2002 is not all that far off.

Make that Turner & Hooch and I'd buy the book.

My sentiments exactly, you son of a bitch

I have friends who were at that show!

Good guess but was off to get dumped. It sucked. But I then spent the weekend drunk, so I'm calling it a net win.

I will do so later. Now I am leaving work to go have an awful night. But happy weekend to you and thanks!

MissTelling sobs quietly…..

Look, I'll take this judge's ruling seriously when she cites a pun run! BUGLE, I MISS YOU!

I was super high at the time but it seems like I thought it was decent.

I kept thinking that Donna's tempting him to smoke, and talking about not eating would spark his massive weight loss.

Triumvirate of Obnoxious will be the name of my jazz trio that only plays jazz fusion on children's instruments.

Whatever. Already been done. My ex-boyfriend approximated human emotion by singing 90s lyrics…and that was in the 90s.

90 minutes of insufferable twats - worst porn ever

I enjoy reading this article, but I'd rather be bow hunting.

YOU SAID MOMS DON'T LEAVE!

High Spirits was my early Peter O'Toole exposure…In a preamble of future relationships - I loved it more than it deserved.

The Money Pit has one of my favorite exchanges ever -