My ex called the stinky tree Cum Trees. And now, in my head, that's what they are. On my street, smelling like that.

Petting a dog.

Okay, Joan Didion, because you've read three airport dad novels?

Morgan's affronted response to Danny thinking he can't read was possibly the most I have ever liked Morgan - I'm a registered nurse!

Jamie Lee Curtis was channelling my mother. So that was scary.

Part of me really wished she'd introduced herself to Lee as Chloe Silverado.

Hugs. Feeling your pain.

I wanted to punch him in his stupid, scrumptious lips.

I bawled my eyes out in the movie theatre, to a hugely embarrassing
degree, because it was so honestly straightforward and unfortunately, at
the time, relatable. Also, that was my first inkling he was actually
talented beyond Lonely Island stuff.

Um, yeah, she looked like a mermaid.

That is, literally, what she said! Boom.

Does she let her ladder down for those who really shine?

My older brother continues to influence me to this day, but in my formative years, he introduced me to the Violent Femmes, New Order, the Smiths and Red Hot Chili Peppers when my classmates were going crazy for New Kids on the Block. I can never, never thank him enough. Also took me to my first non-parental attended…

Depends on how dense the cake is, I think.

I am inordinately excited by this.

That is almost always my opinion of Jon Lovitz.

They did swap roles. In True West. One of the best plays I have seen. They were so great in that…god that was a long time ago…

Indeed. Him on absinthe trying to eat grapes was my favorite part of one of my least favorite eps.

Nick's scream-and-faint was awesome. A whole room of football fans and I were in hysterics.

You just made me very happy.