I really dug that, just because people messing up less vs. fewer bugs the hell out of me

yeah, I grew up in a small town in the middle of farm country (in New England, not the midwest, for what it's worth) and my parents never let us drink from the tap - when there's a lot of fertilizer in the groundwater you need to treat it with harsh chemicals, and that shit's nasty

Well, let's not go overboard. The FCC does have important functions, especially regulating the broadcast spectrum

it helps that Josh Brolin naturally has one of those weird Cali accents that makes him sound like he's from Texas, like Jeff Bridges

aw c'mon, the Californians was a great sketch. But maybe that's because I'm an east coaster, and everyone from California sounds like that to me

I can't remember which episode it was, but I loved Tina Fey's happy dance when she saw the Phanatic

you should have gone to Amherst or Northampton, that's where the NY Jews go to live among the hoi polloi (read: lesbians)

eh, just replace ruddy Irish guys slurring about Kevin Youkilis with hippies telling you about the heath benefits of unpasteurized milk, and it's pretty much the same Massachusetts

I once came up with a great idea for a show with a few buddies of mine called "I'm Drunk; Let's Fix It." Just get a guy drunk and set him to do some basic household repair job.

anybody remember the McDonald's campaign with the tagline "I'd Hit That" which existed for about six minutes before they found out that it sounded like dudes wanted to fuck their hamburgers?

I smell a tourism campaign!

Don said that the Stones had done a cereal commercial in Britain sometime in 1963ish - does anyone know about that?

whooooaa fat Betty, bam ba lam

SCOUTS?!!

fuck yes, Slap Shot is the best sports movie of all time

well they wouldn't have chased us if you didn't put on that getaway music!

you know, I didn't hear a single bad word on TV growing up, yet I somehow managed to learn how to curse like a motherfucking stevedore

I think Johnny Depp has weekend visitation rights

Led Zeppelin's "Whole Lotta Love" if it were Muddy Waters' "You Need Love"

ooh, good call about Rock n Roll Circus, should've remember that one