Robert Goulet: "Are you from the Burns casino?"
Bart: "Uh, I'm from A casino"
Goulet: "Works for me."

I got that at Pink Floyd's yard sale!

adapted for radio, but putting it on a block of wood, and banging a few nails through it.

head like a fucking orange

everything means less than zero

hey, for a guy his size CC moves pretty well. Not like Randy "giraffe on rollerskates" Johnson.

Finally!
the Rickey Henderson biopic I've been waiting for!

Roy White!

P: According to the Economist, NASA is an industrial subsidy in disguise
CP: Ooooh, look at me, I read the Economist!

I think Kielbasa was referring to when he did the Late Show in different cities (I know he did it in San Francisco, Chicago and Toronto)

my favorite all-time one-off headline:

"Jacques Derrida 'Dies'"

re: Heartbreaker, I have to quote Nick Hornby, after transcribing the riff:

Phun Pfact: if you live in North America, you've never eaten a real cantaloupe; they're native to Europe and can't be brought over here. What you're eating is its similar-tasting cousin, the musk melon.

nah, the US and UK have always been square on the pop cultural exchange. We give them the Ramones, they give us the Clash. They give us Hitchcock, we give them Kubrick. We're cool.

meanwhile, can someone tell me John Paul Jones' secret? The guy's twice my age and spent half his life doing drugs, and he looks better than me. The hell?!!

best Ron Perlman line, about finding groupies on the set of Hellboy wanting to meet him: "The girls are always disappointed to find out that Hellboy is just a 60-year-old Jew in a tracksuit."

ha ha ha! Cookies on dowels!

@Jorge - they shot the movie in Rome, so they shot in caves. 'Cuz Rome has caves. New York has fuck all underground.

"If I said you had a beautiful body, would you take your pants off and dance around a little?"