you know that fucker is going to end up working for the Hubert Humphrey campaign, the sellout

He's Jewish, so I'm going to go with Funkhauser

wow, good call meridith

John Oliver was 2-for-2 last night with this and his bit on the Daily Show about Afghanistan.

"You're next, Chester A. Arthur!"

and Paul Sorvino as Ulysses S. Grant

"Boy, get out some fresh linens, we're having Colonel Angus tonight!"

Louis CK, Fey, Tambor … that's a pretty loaded cast. He even got Stephen Merchant!

you don't even want to know what happens in Allen Klein Mode

I agree, New No. 2 - I thought that was a "hey, this guy's alright" moment; Hollis understands that Pete isn't malicious, just a doofus.

that's not true, most of the blues artists the Stones were mercilessly ripping off were still alive at the time

I'm a fan of the inverse of the boss-chewing-out-the-loose cannon: the grizzled veteran telling the loose cannon he's got his back, because, damn the torpedoes, he gets results! See: Jason Robards in All the Presidents Men

the end of "Shawshank Redemption"

I've heard the quality of the Stones' set is so good …
you can hear Keith's track marks.

Why?! Why was I programmed to feel pain?!!

Peyton seems like he can pull it off (he was surprisingly good as an SNL host)

the Aristocrats!

Gentlemen, we can not afford a mineshaft gap!

they've sunk the Maine in Havana harbor! To arms, gents, to arms!

your beard is weird!