IT MEANS HE GETS RESULTS YOU STUPID CHIEF!

you're off YOUR case, chief!

the key to the joke was Matt Lauer's reaction: "Seriously, Jack, this is rediculous"

hey now
how about a little preemptive NSFW-age for some of those clips, huh? I don't want to get fired from my worthless, soul-crushing job here

A vaguely related question for NYC-area AV Clubbers
does anyone know if the Yankees are doing something similar with Stubhub? I went looking for tickets on the team page and noticed that there was no online sales listed. Then I looked at Stubhub and … voila! tickets galore! So … what's up with that?

I like to call the "Convenience Charge" the "Fuck You, What Are You Going To Do About It?" fee

I didn't know we 'ad a king. I thought we were an autonomous collective

ball is in … parking lot

you guys sit around and watch Joe Don Baker movies?

former Mets and Phillies outfielder-cum-'roider Lenny "Nails" Dykstra

C. Jay Cox?
(not his real name)

I have to say
I am genuinely intrigued by the number of AV Clubbers who follow pro wrestling

I was a Youth Expert once. Ended up spending six months in Chino.

yeah, the AV Club is definitely shifting the paradigm

good
I'm glad that Tina Wells is taking up John Updike's unfinished work, much like Speilberg taking up Kubrick's AI

hey! my first double-post! mommy! daddy! look what I did!

it was that episode where Mr. Winslow encourages his daughter to get an abortion, wasn't it?

as the owner of dark, thick eyebrows and a larger-than-usual nose, I like to think of myself as ethnic. Especially when I fill out college applications

hey! stop usurping the Gratuitous Simpsons Reference Generator's role!

Keith Hernandez on Seinfeld