hey, where all the white women at?

"double staff bars"? What does that make him, a colonel?

Useless: the Piece of Shit Story

Albert Poo Holes

it all makes sense though. Jim Rice is the Jeff Beck of baseball

TIM RAINES BITCHES

you gotta do it for me, Billy … do it for MCGARNIGLE

it was his sled all along

obligatory Futurama/Nixon reverence
he's going to unveil the Headless Body of Spiro Agnew!

Back across the pond with ya, limey
You don't get a vote, Declan McMannus

just another one of the brilliant career moves that made Elliot Gould the international megastar he is today!

just another one of the brilliant career moves that made Elliot Gould the international megastar he is today!