Getting old is a hell of a thing.

Gays in space? Thanks, Obama!

Helllloooooooooooo!

He didn't "turn out to be a dick." He was forced into being a weapon against his own will.

Falcon is the safe choice. Bucky is the bad boy.

Not I. Bucky and Steve's decades-long friendship is one of my favorite parts of the Cap movies.

I guess if I *have* to stare at Sebastien Stan's face for an entire movie…

lmao oh please great Poseidon wash away this fucking inane country before we meme the apocalypse

Aww, man, I didn't even know this show existed.

Time to sexualize White Josh!

That's more than a bit of a stretch.

To be fair, even when it's not a misdirect, the AHS marketing is always *much* better than the season that follows.

lol fucking spaz

She was entirely wasted (lol) in her Hotel role. Hopefully they give something more deserving to her talent.

Fair. I thought it was sort of directionless, but it was fun to look at. I missed the gritty desert of the third movie (which appears to be making a big return in the sixth).

He might have already spoken to him/them, and this felt like the only way to address it.

Trump/Nemesis '16

The odd-numbered movies tend to be better, somehow. Hopefully that's not true of the sixth.

I love these bonkers movies so damn much.

Maybe calm your ass down?