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I wouldn't say it's the obvious punchline. Just… it obviously should have been the punchline.

What Kyle should've said
Roman: …Iago style.
Kyle: Like, that parrot from Aladdin?

Or Brick, Gravy Robber. Cool as a cuke.

I was at one of the tapings of this special. He riffed for a solid fifteen minutes before getting into the written stuff.

Olyphant
Wow. This dude played Raylan Givens in a 1997 TV movie.

I heard he legally changed his name to Black Ryan Seacrest.

Somewhere in Hollywood…
Bill Bellamy is curled up in the fetal position, weeping and touching himself. Tenderly.

I did a cmd + F to see if anyone had dropped the "You come at the king" line yet.

Sorry, guy. Not actually a /b/tard. Just let the Internet take hold of me for a second.

Come on, O'Neal
NEEDZ MOAR SNARK.

Everyone knows Bearshare is where it's at.