"I was talking about the last conversation just before they started fighting over the nuke. He said something about coming back but Miles being gone."

Totally misheard it. He tried to assassinate the Texas leader, but didn't kill him, and got made, so Miles handed him over to prevent a war. They didn't touch on how he got back.

Was the post-credit scene still the one of two people talking, and one nods off, and something about a doctor? (Keeping it vague so nobody gets spoiled)

That movie gets more and more prophetic with every passing year.

I loved that tweet. I think she said something along the lines of "People thought I do this? Really? For real? In real life?"

No, that version probably exists out on the internet somewhere.

Just add ice.

It's like everyone's forgotten about Madonna. And Elton John. And Tina Turner. And so on and so on.

@Scrawler2:disqus  Hurm. Just me, then.

At the very least, it hints at repressed sexuality issues within Helms. I mean, if in real life you heard of a guy who got drunk, banged a transvestite hooker and orgasmed, you'd assume he was a closet homosexual, right? I mean, atleast bisexual?

You know, the sad this is, Kara Stanton, the character Annie Parisse played on Person of Interest, would've taken out the cult in an afternoon, while wearing heels.

Wait…do you live in an alternate reality where Flashforward ran for years? I…pity you?

"1. none of this is real.  It is merely Joe's imagination, as he writes his awful book, which explains the stilted dialogue and awful plot development.  His murderous fantasies will take shape in the Following, Season 2, where he will start his rampage of terror in real life."

Is this…did this…was this a real thing from the episode? The depths of stupidity this show plunges to means I can't figure out if something was a plotline on the show or a joke made by someone.

Ahh, gotcha. Got my hopes up for a second.

Although, the fascinating thing about the second one is that it veers wildly across three genres, none of which are comedy. At times it's a noir, at times it's a horror film, at times it's an action film, but it's never actually a comedy, unless you think the idea of Ed Helms getting drunk and having sex with a…

Literal characterisation of the character in Hangover 2, by the way. And the sum total of what we learn about him.

If you saw the first one, you saw the second one.

Have you seen it already? Does it live up to the hype? Is it online somewhere?

So it's Scooby Doo with alcohol instead of weed?