The other side of the coin is that if there was a natural disaster affecting a country with a majority caucasian population, a subsequent movie would never in a million years choose to focus on the few non-white people who were affected, nor would they cast non-white people in the lead roles when they were white in…

Don't be facetious, spicoli323.

Don't be facetious, spicoli323.

That actually makes a lot of sense, Hoosiers Waitress. Thanks for clearing that up. I suppose the moral of the story is that one should not take book synopses solely from internet comments.
Speaking of which, can you address the claims that the books are gay and should get back in the kitchen?

That actually makes a lot of sense, Hoosiers Waitress. Thanks for clearing that up. I suppose the moral of the story is that one should not take book synopses solely from internet comments.
Speaking of which, can you address the claims that the books are gay and should get back in the kitchen?

Oh hey, you replied! Ooh, fun fact; despite knowing those "special edition" series of episodes were riffing on Star Wars, I still used to subconsciously picture "Brian Firenzi" as a young George Lucas lookalike who worked behind the scenes of 5sf, and it wasn't until the "Why doesn't MTV make music videos anymore"…

Oh hey, you replied! Ooh, fun fact; despite knowing those "special edition" series of episodes were riffing on Star Wars, I still used to subconsciously picture "Brian Firenzi" as a young George Lucas lookalike who worked behind the scenes of 5sf, and it wasn't until the "Why doesn't MTV make music videos anymore"…

Not having read the books and going solely based off of internet comments, I feel like Jared Padalecki, who plays Sam Winchester on Supernatural, would be a solid choice.
Then again, based on everything else I've seen about Book-Jack in internet comments (can't be easily found, constantly underestimated, etc.) Cruise…

Not having read the books and going solely based off of internet comments, I feel like Jared Padalecki, who plays Sam Winchester on Supernatural, would be a solid choice.
Then again, based on everything else I've seen about Book-Jack in internet comments (can't be easily found, constantly underestimated, etc.) Cruise…

Don't beat yourself up over not catching it. I probably caught it simply because I saw the trailer for the DiCaprio - Mulligan - Maguire adaptation minutes before I sat down to watch this and Happy Endings.

Don't beat yourself up over not catching it. I probably caught it simply because I saw the trailer for the DiCaprio - Mulligan - Maguire adaptation minutes before I sat down to watch this and Happy Endings.

I do believe 5 Second Film's Brian Firenzi also posts on here. And the site is super-awesome.

I do believe 5 Second Film's Brian Firenzi also posts on here. And the site is super-awesome.

It is. And still going strong.

It is. And still going strong.

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It's Hedley!

It's Hedley!

The real twist is that it turns out Robert Downey Jr. is playing Will Smith playing Cypher Raige.