If they want to stay somewhat true to the original, Hill needs to cast two actresses who despise each other.  Cybill Shepherd and Christine Baranski?

True, but their publicists will prevent them from telling the kind of stories that made O'Toole one of the all-time great talk show guests.  Seriously, any appearance that man had on Letterman was gold.

True, but their publicists will prevent them from telling the kind of stories that made O'Toole one of the all-time great talk show guests.  Seriously, any appearance that man had on Letterman was gold.

"What shall we hang: the holly, or each other?"

"What shall we hang: the holly, or each other?"

I always admired the Brits for giving the crazies their own party.  The BNP might win a few elections, but not enough to make a huge difference.  The fact that they put up their own candidates means that the Tories don't have to suck up to them like the Republicans have to do with the Tea Party.  It also means that…

I always admired the Brits for giving the crazies their own party.  The BNP might win a few elections, but not enough to make a huge difference.  The fact that they put up their own candidates means that the Tories don't have to suck up to them like the Republicans have to do with the Tea Party.  It also means that…

"The banjo is like a woman. Nobody wants to hear it."

"The banjo is like a woman. Nobody wants to hear it."

It always boggles my mind how bad actors are at faking instruments.  I've only ever seen two decent on-screen pianists.  One is Gary Oldman, who studied classical piano before acting.  The other: Rowlf the Dog. 

It always boggles my mind how bad actors are at faking instruments.  I've only ever seen two decent on-screen pianists.  One is Gary Oldman, who studied classical piano before acting.  The other: Rowlf the Dog. 

She was strong enough to not join half the cast of That 70's Show into Scientology, so hopefully she can resist Cruise's full-blown Xenu attack.

She was strong enough to not join half the cast of That 70's Show into Scientology, so hopefully she can resist Cruise's full-blown Xenu attack.

I prefer the simplicity of the musical solution put forth by Tim Minchin.

I prefer the simplicity of the musical solution put forth by Tim Minchin.

I have to admit, I'm curious about where and how "The Stripper" will fit into the opening.

I have to admit, I'm curious about where and how "The Stripper" will fit into the opening.

So much love for King of the Popes…Dave Thomas is brilliant in his constant and instantaneous switching from whispery-Harris to shouty-Harris.

So much love for King of the Popes…Dave Thomas is brilliant in his constant and instantaneous switching from whispery-Harris to shouty-Harris.

THANK YOU!!!  Everyone I know thinks I'm insane because I remember reading that out of the same old ass textbook.