It is, the old Moonman trophy just had this huge, raging erection, there was no doubt it represented male patriarchal dominion over music.

SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT

How could one even write the lyrics for that? Something about Hillary's emails, the word "SAD," FAKE NEWS, uh… Covfefe, I don't know, it certainly would be some atrocious country ballad.

HILLARY: It's perfect nobody will suspect anything, unless a heroic internet sleuth decides to shoot up the place

I was expecting him to be a gigantic Clinton the size of the Colossus of Rhodes.

Actually the child of Bryce Harper, Dallas Kuechel, and Ryan Howard.

Rock Hudson Jr.

You miss the good part where he transforms into an alien and Jolie fights him, that movie really takes a weird turn

A little movie called LARA CROFT: TOMB RAIDER?!?!!

Angelina Pot Pie

EEP!

I enjoy the concept that they think a fawning letter from a child somehow shows he's doing an excellent job. We all know children are the best judge of character and the most objective among us.

Jon Voight really wore his pregnancy well, too.

No cats that are entirely made out of sphincters

She's grooming them for her undead army of darkness, I thought this was common knowledge?

I know this is a gimmick account, but I can't parse this sentence; it's pretty much just random words

Made from eco-friendly paper and totally not just a bag from the local grocery store!

I would like to see Trump punch someone as he would most likely shatter his arm in the process

The pizza place implicated also had "Comet" in its name! IT WAS RIGHT IN FRONT OF US ALL ALONG!

"Now to use the power of star C-16B89 to cast my next spell!"