"Look we can have infinite food via magic!"

I assume Kinpolaj is the other one?

That's a lot of money back now.
— Crow T. Robot 806-The Undead

What the fuck is Jalopnik? I think they're just randomly adding names at the end of their articles at this point, since they figure Univision owns everything.

I have a feeling when he's using allegedly using cocaine he'd at least gain some prescience.

If we ever get into an actual national security crisis I'm hoping someone steps up to take over the reigns anyone, anyone at all. Like a 4-year old on a White House tour says something like "we stop the bad guys!" Which is almost certainly a more coherent response than he'd ever give.

I'm hoping maybe it'll be one of those dreams where in the future something happens and you're like "I DREAMED THIS!"

I had a dream last night:

Anyone with the number 7 or 1 in them.

Level 32

That's your solution to everything, to move under the sea. It's not gonna happen!

"I've read your future and it says that you can add mana to your pool and your land enters the battlefield tapped!"

If I were to just slam my hands randomly on a keyboard, the resulting text would be more comprehensible than this.

Guys, don't shove a cheese grater down your throat, let this be A PSA.

Money is pure, beautiful, innocent. Anyone who harms money is pure evil and should be dealt the ultimate punishment!

What if the song was just titled New York, but the city wasn't even mentioned in it, nor was the city itself the character. What if it was called New York, but they actually meant they were buying a new Yorkshire terrier.

"Think about it. What's an ant weigh? Like, nothin'. What nothin' times a hundred?"
"Uh… Nothing?"
"It's nothing!"

This is of course a theoretical, as I obviously do not have a significant other.

But I am a liberal cuck snowflake, I must watch real American men make love to my significant others, otherwise how will a fulfill their worldview?

I bet his frontal cortex is the smoothest surface in the known universe.