Rest assured it was the second comment

This headline led me to believe that McAvoy was threatening to cut someone if they don't show up for X-Men.

But- but this is the internet, you're not allowed to admit you made a mistake!

Yes, that is exactly what he's saying, also Russia, Mongolia, India, Pakistan, Afghanistan, and Micronesia. Mohd has been to all of the Hard Rocks there too.

Many of us straight people manage to get stranded in various deserts.

We're all AVclubian.

His entire platform is "what was Obama against, oh okay, well we're gonna do that!"

Uh, Archmage is satirizing the right with sarcasm in this comment. I don't think an actual right wing troll would stick around long enough to post ~20,000 times here.

-Refrigerator if I'm on a business trip
-Non-judgemental, encouraging staff who tells me where to find the best hookers in town

Ask the average A.V. Club reader what kind of person stays in a Hard Rock Hotel, and the answer would probably be “a bunch of awful douchebags." You'd be right.

Well the polar bears ended up undefeated, so they were never actually able to get an eye witness account.

Also the other lifeboat passengers had to keep her from drinking the ocean water and feeling them up. They eventually distracted her by having someone move their hands around rhythmically in front of a light they'd turn on and off.

Holy shit, I understand why he was condemned, that E.T. Atari game was awful!

He was the world's first superhero, Lard Man, with the ability to psychically manipulate lard.

We'd see a lot of random "……. OF COCK!" on his Twitter feed if he was.

And you were also taking lithium as prescribed by your psychiatrist?!

"It's Arby's time to shine!"

Isn't it strange that you'd be like 7 states over back east if you took an 8 hour drive, but once you head out west it's like they just said "fuck it" and drew giant squares to delineate states lines?

I will take literally any update on weekends, you people are my only friends.

Yes, but snowflake is a really, really, really, really, really, really dumb insult.