Daniel's reminded me of the gossipy, in-heat neighbor in Edward Scissorhands.

I think there's some producer interference. He did way worse than Samantha this week, and she was probably one of the most boring contestants personality-wise. He, on the other hand, is whiny and annoying.

I've never understood all the Michelle hate. She's not that bad. She seems most like a person I would enjoy hanging out with. Also her tattoos aren't that terrible. Anyway, she deserved the win here by far, and I'm predicting she may win the whole thing. I don't think any of the other designers are as skilled as her.…

This is fun, because you get to imagine Nathan Rabin and Anthony Jeselnik's strange, wonderful voices conversing.

I used to love Kevin Smith like the rest of you, but then I saw him live. And he made fun of critics and people wanting him to make more movies like Clerks and Chasing Amy. He basically made fun of those movies and said "I'm just gonna make dick jokes and Star Wars references from here on out — no characters or…

Jeff… was… a… cutter? I thought it was kinda… meh…

It wasn't the funniest episode, but it was put together really well.

Both of these shows had really strong first episodes. My sister and I almost died of laughter at The Ben Show, and by Nathan for You we were pretty much too tired to laugh. When they rolled the turtle out at the end we almost couldn't give it the laughs it deserved.

I love The Jeselnik Offensive. It's like somebody has finally taken the genius Chelsea Handler formula — and actually done it with funny comedians ("because are you fucking kidding me?").

To be fair, some of those people who complained about not getting a free big pizza on Nathan For You were just shitty people.

Same here. It never actually does anything.

I'm not worried. There's enough of us now that I'm just not worried.

I don't think BJ Novak was lying, he just didn't realize it.

I'm still saying heart dammit, because I'm romantic! But it did also look buttish.

Yeah, you're probably right. We've already got Chaotic Neutral covered with Marcy.

Here is my order…

Y'all are crazy.

Listen to it some more. It grows on you. I wasn't sure about it at first, but now I'm hooked.

Is there like a law against it?

I know they're running out of romantic comedy homages to make, but this was seriously sweet. It was like a funny/actually good Nicholas Sparks movie.