Did they make you the Rum Swizzle?
More importantly; DID YOU HAVE THEM FLOGGED FOR FAILING TO PROPERLY PREPARE YOUR RUM SWIZZLE?

Shit, every person in North America is, if you ask them.
Including my family. I'll have you know I'm ONE SIXTY-FOURTH CHEROKEE! I FIND YOUR GENERALIZATIONS ABOUT MY PEOPLE OFFENSIVE! AND FURTHERMORE…

Agreed. This is the kind of long-form parody we need around here. There's plenty of shit out there, and it all needs to be savaged. Continue.

Also, the network called THIS.
Y'know, like A Tribe Called Quest , or The Pimp Named Slickback. THIS. It's a network I can't quite describe the mission of.

You know, I put off listening to this goddamn thing until today.
And now? Trying like hell to put the shit back in the cow.

Well hey; I'm familiar with that time period: this must be a good read!

MOMMM! You're making me look desperate!

I like how the author's mom seems to have stopped by…

Actually…
I imagine that Spike Lee doesn't get mentioned along with all those other great directors because almost all his best tricks are stolen from other directors.

And if you *do* point things out with a laser, it just underscores what a shitty story teller you are.

And for that matter, if I was unlucky enough to be interviewing Harlan Ellison and he started out with some ridiculous, self-important bullshit like that, I'd probably say, "Oh, you're one of those, are you?" and tell him to get the fuck out.

Jim Rome is a fucking psycho.

Argon: she so noble!

Holy shit. Cheese? Deli? Comedy gold.

And peanut butter may have been produced in a factory where peanuts are processed!

S'malright.

It says volumes about us all that Randy Jackson is the closest thing to being the voice of reason on that show. And people boo him roundly for it.

"The Sensual World" was a favorite of the girl I was fucking/lived with after my babymama absconded. As she would lay there, stoned as a loon, listening to it and actually saying, "Oh wowww…" I would note to myself, "My, this is a very good album…"

And what would that look like, I wonder ?

Nobody's noticed, but the band has come and gone
one wonders, was they ever here at all?