So anyway, that was another thing copied and pasted from Something Awful. I just went and read the whole thing over there about…This thing here we're doing. It's sort of funny, like a lot of things they do. But if they think these comment threads are stupid, they really ought to examine their own, and fuck; that's…

Got the old priorities all lined up there, eh Pig?

Just for a completely different take on it: I always heard that John K. quit.

Sellout or not Cookie, I saw you sharing the judging panel with Telly AND that waterhead Elmo on 'Top Chef' last evening.

It's gonna suck when we all suffer under the serene dictatorship of the Middle Kingdom. There's gonna be so much pee-pee in all our Cokes…

Possibly a sidenote, but: do you think he pooped on her?

But not like Burgess Meredith, whose last film was "Tall Tale."

Englebert Humperdink is coming to a casino near me tomorrow, in fact. I'll be working there. And I'll have to supress the urge all day long to keep calling him things like "Henkledunk" and "Dinklebert" on and on until he starts jumping up and down, screaming, "It's HUMPERDINK! HUM-PER-DINK!"

People from Oregon don't have an accent; we just have lazy diction.
My girlfriend is from Chicago. She couldn't fucking stand what few attempts at accents there were. And the one guy who always plays the guy from Boston? Kinda sounded like he was from Boston.

Pugs?

You know, you just don't see as much Cory Doctorow bashing around here as one might expect.

Her name
Sounded like Mister Rawls was under the impression the lady's name was 'Wanda.' Not that there's too much wrong with that; I've never met a 'Londa' in my life. Especially one who was portrayed by someone who spells 'Anna' as 'Ahna.'

One might even say that we we're way too late in literary history to view the storyline with any kind of objective eye. Like most Shakespeare, the storylines and the Lines Themselves have been done over and over again so many times that it's more like we're living out those scripts.

Hugh Grant as Lawford? I'll buy it.
But who would they get to play Joey Bishop?

They should make a movie of 'A Little Yellow Dog,' and 'Gone Fishin',' I feel. Go ahead and let Cheadle play Easy, too.

Well, and Rob is supposed to be a dick. He is the dick we do not know we're being when we're pitying ourselves and generally being oblivious. He is also a sympathetic character because hey- he somehow managed to get all those people to like him in the first place, right?

Kinda strange how movie versions of 'Don Quixote' seem doomed to fail, huh? There's a word for that kind of undertaking…

"Eyes Wide Shut" also only exists in fragments. It's an uncompleted film. I thought it was pretty awful, but again…Not a fully-realized film, so who knows?

Yes, the hatchet dance is amazing. But, oh that film. It's "Paint Your Wagon" bad.
And yes I do remember the very short-lived CBS show of the same name. As a rule, musicals and teevee don't mix.

"Ventilator Blues," the entirety of the 'Beggar's Banquet' album…