Yeah, Rachel Corrie had that full-blown zealot eyes thing going on. You could just see how probably unreasonable she was. But then there's the play about her, and the head of the local…Jewish community thing I forget the name of…went right ahead and used the topic as a perfectly reasonable starting point for a long…

"Blog project"?
You mean a blo-ject? Call it that ! CALL IT THAT!

Well yeah; my girlfriend's classmate -not 'friend,' mind you- is one of those people who either is a completely cynical huckster who knows that people like to give money to people who have a halfway plausible story of wanting to Do Good, or she really is this borderline personality who has no idea what South Africa…

I have met way too many douchebags like this guy.
Frankly, I almost want to leave it there. But I'm reminded a little of a more recent example.
There's this girl who goes to college with my girlfriend. She wants to go to South Africa, because she's heard that there's Trouble there that people need help with. She needs…

DOUCHE BAG!

I appreciate an earnest answer to an ironically worded question. I'm pretty damn sure they're not all the same guy, and I am aware that "short" is not a race. I recently have worked a WWE show, and was stuck working a Mencia show a year or so ago. All of them sport wee men, because that's idiot shorthand for "funny."…

I know that this is really racist of me, but…Is Wee Man the same dwarf who also is in the WWE and is part of Carlos Mencia's posse? The Wee all look alike to me.

Knoxville's got a show on Sirius's Outlaw Country channel.

Yeah, there's actually several things in that song alone that they probably should have given a scientific test. After that, they could move on to "My Uncle Used To Love Me, But She Died."

Who?

Well, and I really like Scorsese too. I just thought "The Departed" works better as a parody of Martin Scorsese films. If that's what he was actually going for, good for him.

Interesting that you put it that way. That movie was trying so fucking hard that indeed I did feel sucked dry.

They do this to each other over sangweech!

As usual, gentlemen, that cookie-loving bastard nailed it.

Tips for a swell wing-ding by Estes Kefauver!
A clenched anus is a clean anus!

Hm. You know, after all this time, not a single one of us goes by 'Clubber Lang.'

Yeah, we're living in a time where there's an active freedom movement for Stupid People. They're taking to the streets, they're taking to the Internet, they're saying once and for all; YOU MUST LISTEN TO ME!

What we really need is some sort of latter-day Irwin Allen to step in and get actual Sully Sullenberger to play himself as the captain of the biggest plane in the world, guaranteed never to crash!

Wanna go see a dysfunctional Internet family for realsies? Check out the Religion and Spirituality section on Yahoo!Answers. Or any comment thread on You Tube. We're more or less able to wipe our own asses on here; that's not so much the case on lots of other boards.

…Oh, and by the way: your mommy and I are getting a divorce…