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The Narrator Returns
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I love the pure goofiness of Woody's segment, but man, Coppola's segment sucks on ice.

*plays "A Whiter Shade of Pale"*

Yeah, David S. Pumpkins is something special. I've said that it's similar to Kevin Roberts, but I do like that, unlike Roberts, Pumpkins is left as mysterious at the end as he is at the beginning.

It got me emotional, which is more than I ever thought that song would do.

Schizopolis: As my avatar can attest, I still think this is the best film Steven Soderbergh has made or maybe even will ever make. Just as hilarious as it's ever been for me (Eddie Jemison gives legit one of the greatest comedic performances ever in it), and very quietly sad in how it reveals Soderbergh realizing the

Yeah, Joe Wright and Seamus McGarvey's involvement pretty much guarantees something great-looking regardless of the script.

If nothing else, he gets an absolute boss (pre-)death scene in Haywire.

Are we still doing this? Really? I thought we got over knee-jerk hatred of Dowd, but I guess if people still hate Kristen Stewart…

The Girlfriend Experience's poster is wonderful, but I think I prefer another Neil Kellerhouse-designed Soderbergh poster; this one for Side Effects.

And not even mentioned here, but Andre Holland!

Also, Cliff Martinez is doing the score for this.

Oh shit, they made this so soon after wrapping, Soderbergh really is- Oh. Oh. Nevermind.

Hush sounds great, and it's on Netflix, so I may check it out this weekend.

That and Jack Reacher punching a man through a closed driver's side window belong in a much better movie than it sounds like this one is.

I was not interested in this movie until today, when I found out that Flanagan, in order to really show his 60s/70s horror bonafides, added digital cigarette burns to reel-change spots in the movie, and now I see the beaut of a split-diopter shot in the header image. So now I want to see this and see everything else

I wasn't interested in seeing this until I saw that Mike Flanagan added digital cigarette burns at reel changes for it.