I will probably see this.
The Narrator Returns
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Check out Adventureland. Or Clouds of Sils Maria. Or Still Alice (not a great movie, but she, Julianne Moore, and Alec Baldwin all kill it in it). Or Cafe Society. Or American Ultra (also not a great movie, but she pretty much singlehandedly makes it a lot better than it would've been).
I've seen the Twilight movies, and those movies couldn't even get good performances out of Anna Kendrick, who, last time I checked, isn't widely-despised for them. There's just no there there with those characters, and judging Stewart by them is like judging Joaquin Phoenix by his episode of Murder She Wrote.
Well, I didn't make it in time to beat the Kristen Stewart detractors (because haters will never not sound childish), so I gotta do this late; she's a goddamn great actress and you are all on the wrong side of history.
I remember hearing about this in the past as just a movie about an account who moonlights as an assassin, and being shocked when I saw the trailer and found out it was also The Rain Man Identity. This was shot by Seamus McGarvey (The Avengers, Atonement, Godzilla, We Need to Talk About Kevin), and thank god he also…
The way this year is going, I fully expect a reveal about him actually being the Zodiac Killer soon.
Guys… I think he legitimately might be out of his mind on coke.
I don't know what you're talking about. :-P
He's still going at it!
Hoo boy.
Given that the distinction between Android and iPhone tweets has disappeared, I'd bet on the latter.
I actually liked this and the fifth episode seemingly a lot more than Jesse did, but that may just be because I actually hated at least half of what came before (which I couldn't say about even my previous least favorite Allen projects) and the prospect of any laughs was a blessing. Either way, I like these last two…
The mixture of Kartheiser's baby-smooth face and the Colonel facial hair is the textbook definition of uncanny valley.