You're going to make Soderbergh re-retire with talk like that.

(I'm not even going to pretend this isn't directed at SBT at this point, btw.)

Yes, if you're even a fairweather fan of Soderbergh/Chan-fried Po-Taters/Joe Manganiello/Jada Pinkett Smith, you really should see this movie by now.

Here's your reminder to watch Magic Mike XXL if you want the most potent dose of Donald Glover magic possible.

Donglover has joined Spider-Man: Homecoming

The trailer for Pete's Dragon, from the editor of the heartwarming family adventure Upstream Color

C'mon, guys. The Haunting in Connecticut 2: Ghosts of Georgia.

Let's hope he doesn't follow the bedtime stories with a slideshow.

The weird thing is I'm normally (or I normally view myself as) a rather unperceptive viewer, so I figured if I noticed this, everybody must have.

Was that a commonly-missed detail? I picked up on it right away and it nearly drove me to tears, so I was surprised that it was the detail Adams was writing about. I had the same reaction, being moved and then surprised by how few people noticed it, to Michael Shannon's eyes at the end of Midnight Special.

Okay, here's a better one; Billy Ray Cyrus has more presence in the Criterion Collection than Steven Spielberg.

As a result of said David Lynch movie, Billy Ray Cyrus now has the equal amount of presence in the Criterion Collection as Humphrey Bogart.

See, I'd like it if all of Trump's tweets in the near future are about how awful living is for him.

How about he makes some awful speech and then trips and cracks his head open?

More phantom pages!

I don't know if that's sarcasm or not, but that was actually a joke on my part. Criterion will surely be saving Curly Sue like a fine wine for their "Hughes and Precocious Children" box set, featuring bravura new restorations of Baby's Day Out, Beethoven, and les films de Home Alone.

Ooh, my chance to defend Scoop may come once again!

I haven't seen Veep (and that's one of my less objectionable TV blind spots), so I only know him from how wonderfully square-jawed he is in Inherent Vice.

I predict that these comments are going to be absolutely awful (if the Mistress America comments are anything to go by), so I'll just say that I love Baumbach (even/especially Margot at the Wedding), I love Gerwig (I even sat through the entirety of Lola Versus, basically Frances Ha for stupid people, for her), and I…

I'll be seeing Ali on Monday, having really liked it on first viewing. I'm very excited.