On the bright side, God's Not Dead 2 is playing at pretty much every theater nearby. Certainly that doesn't provoke feelings of Michael Shannon-level biblical rage in me, no siree.

Warner Bros., I want you to know that it's real awesome that your "expansion" of Midnight Special means that it's playing Chicago and nowhere fucking else that's even remotely feasible for me to go to. So awesome. This is a Warner Bros. forum, right?

Here's where I admit that I actually haven't seen Last Life in the Universe. It's certainly high on the watchlist alongside the other Doyle projects I haven't watched yet.

Abbas Kiarostami has been released from the hospital!

Have you seen either of Jonathan Glazer's other two movies (Sexy Beast and Birth)? Neither of them are anything like Under the Skin or each other, but they're both fantastic (especially Birth, which is a goddamn masterpiece).

Wit: It's easy to see how the tone of this film (the story of a college professor with late-term ovarian cancer gradually losing the ability to wryly comment on her situation) could be easily screwed up (making it too glib in the later sections, making it too bathetic in the early sections), so all the props in the…

Fun Fact: This was shot by none other than Gordon Willis.

Did Marvel pay him off to pan this movie too?

You've taken your lucky break and broken it in two. Now what can be done for you?

1. We are living in a 3D world / And I am a 3D girl
2. In the sense that he isn't Trump, I guess.
3. Fans of contentious Siskel & Ebert arguments.
4. Fuck no.
5. https://whyccikent.files.wo…
6. I didn't think to ask.
7. This feels like a trap…
8. Wheat? Did you say… wheat?
9. duhhhhhh
10. "Either those drapes go or I do."

Also, I hereby suggest Steven Soderbergh makes a movie about Rubio's campaign with Matt Damon as Rubio. Call it The Nominee!.

*Marco Rubio hears the guitar lick to Beck's "Loser" coming from out the window*

Hopefully he reads up before doing the role.

Last night, I dreamt that Emmanuel Lubezki came to my house for whatever reason, and I decided to get his autograph on my Blu-Rays of The Tree of Life, To the Wonder, and Knight of Cups (I decided not to get one on The New World, as I would have had to sell it when the Criterion of it was announced). After numerous…

This may be the first week ever where I've watched more TV than movies.

Okay, but how was the movie?

I'm sure I will be delighted by the comedic stylings of… Ariana Grande.

I don't know, I didn't hear "Solsbury Hill" even once.

As a big Cloud Atlas fan, I'm all over this, but the fact that this trailer smacks so loudly of "We have no goddamn idea how to sell this" may make me even more excited.

Mistress America might be up your alley, because it completely detaches from any reasonable reality midway through.