That makes one person on the internet, apparently.

I might as well get a third opinion on this matter here; which of the following films should I cover after the next entry in the cinematographers series?

If it bends, it's funny, and that is genuinely funny.

For the record, that was a joke; in my mind, he's more than made for the (in my opinion, very few) stinkers in his filmography.

How about saying it's a Woody Allen series starring Elaine May?

You Will Meet a Tall Circular Wrecking Ball

That's not true, I don't forgive him for Curse of the Jade Scorpion.

She was hilarious in Small Time Crooks, so I'm excited to see what Allen brings out of her this time.

I would never visit a streaming service that would have me as a member.

You shouldn't, because that's based on the assumption Allen knows what Facebook is.

Besides, if he did anything, Billy Ray would become the pool guy in his apartment and sleep with Soon-Yi.

I'll be the lone beacon of anything besides "Woody Allen is history's greatest monster" here (internet comments about Woody Allen give me a brain hemorrhage nine and a half times out of ten) and say that I'm very excited for this, because it sounds goddamn crazy, and because I'll see anything Woody Allen makes at this…

I maintain that this is a terrible idea turned great solely by Roger Deakins shooting it. I'll be first in line and first to complain.

Yep. As well as Analyze This.

Ah, another fan of the Rocky and Bullwinkle movie.

Oh, I see how it is, this monstrosity gets greenlit while Bird Up! remains stuck on the small screen.

That too.

I highly, highly recommend Mistress America, which kinda sank like a stone, even though it's utterly delightful from start to finish. If you've seen and liked Broadway Danny Rose, it's basically a female-led remake of that.

I think my optimism for Miller taking Best Director is justified now. I don't think the Academy would be quite willing to give McKay Best Director, and I maintain AGI is out of the running 'cause he won last year, and Miller is an elder statesman who showed those damn kids how it's done.

You should watch The Tree of Life. It's got that Chivo Lubezki magic in spades.