Hey, you never know, America could forget the last ten years of M. Night Shyamalan's career before his next movie comes out!

The Goosebumps movie that everyone was asking for!

We're not talking about money that built the fucking railroads, @ashesofdonnie:disqus.

Sadly, if it wasn't dead before Unbroken, Unbroken killed it and did unspeakable things to its corpse.

As always, the presumed secondary headline is "Roger Deakins might shoot the Coen brothers' possible adaptation of Black Money".

You are definitely the only person to ever have this idea.

Look Peter, I know you're sad about Andrew Lesnie's death, we all are, but there are more productive ways to mourn than this.

That premature ejaculation guy always spoils the fun for everyone.

"Newest first" is our friend. We don't bother to try to dig too deep into the comments.

It wasn't pre-Disqus, it was three years into the Reign of Disqus and half a year into the Reign of Nu-Disqus.

We try our best.

I maintain that the best course for a Community movie is a movie that has nothing to do with Community but has all the cast members in various roles. Like an adaptation of Thomas Pynchon's Bleeding Edge with Gillian Jacobs as Maxine Tarnow, or something that isn't that.

You're a very silly man, and I'm not going to upvote you.

"We apologize for the disruption. Those who interrupted the film have been sacked."

Oh, you're no fun anymore.

If someone says anything during the movie, they're tossed into a chasm.

Yeah, even if I lived in the U.K., I'd take a hard pass on this because there are few more potent ways to ruin a movie than watching in a theater with a hundred or so people shouting the lines along with the movie.

You're a wonderful person, and a credit to your race.

Only one movie, Irrational Man, and I gotta say, the critics really underrated this one. Of course, I'm a noted Woody Allen megafan/apologist, but I don't love everything he's done (hello, September, Curse of the Jade Scorpion, Whatever Works, etc.), and I really liked this. If nothing else, Joaquin Phoenix is…

SERIOUSLY PEOPLE LET'S FINISH UP THE SCHEDULING FOR THE S5 REVIEWS ALREADY