I mean, his career's dead, so it's a half-truth, at least.

Okay, if you think Fury Road was lacking in motivation or set-up, then I'm not entirely sure you didn't accidentally walk into the theater playing Entourage.

Hmm, the last time I visited McDonald's, I got a second Ennui-Riddled Joaquin Phoenix toy. Would you mind if I traded it to you for a Daffy Parker Posey toy?

I didn't read the review or the comments, but I'm just happy I can officially be angry at her now. BOOOOOOOO

Guys, I think it's a bit early to do this when the real can't-miss hit of the summer is around the corner, and its name is Irrational Man. You just know audiences are going to be lining up to watch Joaquin Phoenix being a crazy person while Darius Khondji makes everything look all purty-like, after they collectively…

I genuinely don't know how to respond to this. I'm not angry with you for having this opinion, it's just like I'm trying to talk to someone who keeps insisting that the sun is cold.

Hence the "almost". Although you're right that even "almost good-looking" is too much praise to reserve for the fucking Help.

Your top three is my top three, plus World of Tomorrow and Clouds of Sils Maria rounding out my list.

And Cloud Atlas is the fucking shit.

That's just, like, your opinion, man.

Viola Davis almost makes that piece of shit The Help seem like a good movie.

He did get to do his other Sean Bean thing (betray people), so it wasn't a total shock.

I genuinely, unironically loved Jupiter Ascending and will make no apologies for that.

"Jai Courtney's screen presence led me to a lovely two-hour nap."

Ohhhh, good for him!

Remember when Annapurna Pictures was going to produce this? Ah man, good times.

I am a heterosexual white male who's somewhere between 0 and 1 on the Kinsey Scale, and I really liked Magic Mike, for its low-key, Robert Altman-esque hangout vibe. Chan-fried Po-Taters is really charming in it, too.

Thirteen is so full of goddamn weird details that I can't help but love, especially the subplot about a mustachioed Casey Affleck starting a strike at a Mexican plant and anything involving Matt Damon and his fake nose obsession.

You mean like this?

Maybe people will finally see that when you stop taking such a snotty, superior tone to the people who like it.