He'd use them, but his insurance doesn't cover puppets.

And lo, on the 8th day GOD looked down at what thy holiness had wrought. Thy flipped through thy channels with the grace that only thee almighty LORD may uphold. He discovered thy channel of comedy and sat down on thy ass to see with thy most holy eyes the antics of Jon Stewart. Alas, his vision was cursed with that…

You learn something new everyday…
If there is one thing we at the AV Club feel strongly about, it's Gallagher. Also, that picture makes him look like Mario circa 1982.

AND MY AXE!

Also:

But he smashes a watermelon on stage. Now that's controversial!

Istanbul, not Constantinople!

Potter chooses George to lead his sleigh on Christmas despite his red nose.

"You're off the case McGarnagle!"

Just look at this picture and try to not imagine him saying "And a Happy New Year to you George Baily, IN JAIL!"

That dirty rotten scoundrel!

Apple Bottom Jeans? Boots with the fur? Talk about a slut.

I'd say the Somewhere Out There montage in Community qualifies.

But not the dumb american remake.

Les Cousins Dangereux

No one's gonna take me alive,
The time has come to make things right,
You and I must fight for our rights,
You and I must fight to survive

I still say Burton's best film is Ed Wood, though Beetlejuice & Pee Wee's Big Adventure are close. It's the only movie he's made that doesn't feel like a Tim Burton movie. Because he makes it set in the real word, he doesn't rely on pure randomness to show eccentricity (see: Large Marge). He's actually challenging…

Said the White Rabbit.

The Jesus Christ Action Figure Playset!

Ponyo=Fucking awesome, but still not the best animated movie that's come out this year. That would be up, followed by Coraline. Ponyo is 3, Fantasitc Mr. Fox is 4, and I haven't seen any others ones I can classify (Monsters Vs. Aliens=suck)